KHATARNAAK DOSTI
HEIGHT OF COURAGE: senior student during ragging says: in your marrige i will kiss ur wife.
I studied bt nvr topped, today toppers of bst Universities r my Employees.
DATE SHEET aa gyi h, tayari shuru kr do.
Kaisa lagta h jab
Height of FALTOO MSG-
Invigilator- why are you stressed? Did u forget ur ID? ur roll no.? Pen? Calculator?
( o.o)
Life while doin engineerin..
Hm diye pr hath rkh k ksm khate h ki Hm nxt sem se regulrly clases lgaenge
A SAD LOVE STORY:
Hame apki wo ada bhut pasand hai, jb aap aaine k samne khade hote ho aur aaine pr ek lota pani dal kr jor se chilate ho,
DIL KO SABSE ZYADA DARD KAB HOTA HAI..
Remix of ucha lamba kad-
KABHI SOCHA HAI KE GARAM tawe pe " popcorns " kyun uchhalte hain ...
Q.How to Kill an Ant?
Ek Boy Bike Se Ja Raha Tha
Auto me couple romance kr rahe the.Autowala dekh rha tha,Aage jaake auto pole se takra gya.Autowala sar patak k bola-Sala ab samjha"Titanic" Q duba tha
Couple film dekhne gae,
Result agar achha ho toh:
Dard-e-Dil Ki Koi Dawa Nahi Hai
Rajasthani aurat ne tej aa rhai bus ko roka
Dad: Wats ur result?
1 behra scooter khich k leja raha tha.2nd behra-Kya hua Petrol khatm ho gya kya?1st-Nhi yar, Petrol khatm ho gya.2nd-Acha, mujhe laga Petrol khatm ho GAYA...!
Boy was late to reach home.
His father "kaha tha tu?"
boy- "Friend ke yahaa tha."
Father called his 10 friends.
4 answered:
"Haan uncle, yahi par tha"
3 answered:
"abhi just nikla hai"
2 answered:
"yahi hai uncle, Pad raha hai...phone du kya".?
1 ne to had kar di
He Answerd:
"Haan papa, bolo kya hua?"
junior:fine bt i will marry ur sister.....
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"le ab le le
Diff. B/w commerce & science que..
Comm:-wht is ur name ?? (10 marks)
Science:- wht is ur name & why? Give reason. Does it suit ur personality? Derive an expression for its alphabet? Criticaly exmine it? Define its principle and working? Explain it properly with the help of a labelled diagram? (2 marks)
Dr. to patient's frnd: Agar 1 ghanta pehle le aate to hum isse bacha lete
Frnd:Abe aadhe ghanta pehle to accdent hua hai 1ghanta pehle kaise late?
(Bill Gates).
Bas...Yahi statement mujhe TOP
karne se ROK deta hai.
7Feb- Rose Day
8 Feb-Propose Day
9Feb-Chochlate Day
10Feb-Teddy Day
11Feb-Promise Day
12Feb-Hug Day
13Feb-Kiss Day
14Feb-Valentine's Day..
Mahatma gandhi ne shadi se pehle kasturba gandhi ko love letter likha:
DEAR KASTURBA
JAAN I LOVE YOU
Tumhara
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"*"BAPU"*"
Braste pani me
hawa k jhoko k sang
Khamoshi se chalte hue
Koi apka hath tham k haule se keh de..
Niche "GOBAR" h zara dhyan se..
Apni dosti koi PEPSI nhi jo dil mange more , NIRMA Nahi JO pahle Istmal kro fir viswash karo, APNI DOSTI TO L I C Hai , zindgi KE SATH B ZINDGI KE Bad B
Bus Stop Pe Log Bus Ke Intezar Me Khade The.
Faqeer aya, Sabse Bhik Li Aur
Taxi me Beithkr Chala Gaya
Great Man..!
Arz kiya hai ke "samundar me water,water me fish. aapko namste or aapki girl friend ko kiss. Mmmmmmuuuuuuuaaaaaahh." Maza aa gaya. Kal fir arz karunga...
Student-o chup kar ja... mai galat subject ke farre le aaya..:-;-):
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Nigahe Aaj B Us Insan Ko Talash Kar Rahi H,Jisne Kaha Tha...
B.tech kr lo.. Bada scope h...!
1st yr:
yahoo i'm in engg. collg!
2nd yr:
Kahan phas gaye?help me!
3rd yr: ahhh,soon it'll be over.
4rth yr:
yesss,i did it! i luv myslf!
Wait a min!
Smthng is missin
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Ailaa!! Meri 'jawani'..
Prpr notes bnaynge,
Internal papers denge
O teri bhn di aankh!
DIYA HI BUJH GYA..!
Government of india ne aaj eknaya rule pass kiya hai! smart people ko personality tax pay karna padega aap to safe ho par mera kya hoga...?
Ek student ko apni classfellw se pyaar ho gaya.
Ladke ne use perpose kiya lekin Ladki ne inkaar kar diya aur teacher ko uski complain kar di.Teacher ne kaafi daanta or ek week k liye class se nikal diya.
Jab ladka ek hafte baad wapis class me gya to ladki ko us se pyar ho gya.
Ladki ne uski kitaab me likha-
"I m sorry & i love u too."
Ladke ne koi response na diya.Isi tarah 4 saal guzar gaye.....
Moral:
LADKE KITAAB HI NHI KHOLTE...
Nha liye..
ha ha ha
Nha liye..
JAB AAP MOBILE CHARGING PR LAGA KR JAYE OR 2 GHANTE BAAD AAKAR DEKHE KI SWITCH BOARD PE BUTTON OFF THA...
Ek ucha lamba kutta, sadi gali vich suta, rati thand vich 'bau bau karda ni, oh padosiyo di kutti ute marda ni.... "baoo"baoo"baoo
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Nahi pata na.? Kabhi khud baithna .. Pata chal jaayega.
asked in a xam.
For 8 marks.Btech Stdnt-Mix Chili Powder with Sugar & Keep it outside the Ant's Home.
After eatin Ant wil search for Water..!
Somewhere near a Water Tank.,Push Ant into it..!
Now Ant will go to dry herself near fire,
When It reachs near Fire.
Put a Bomb into Fire.
Then Admit wounded Ant in ICU, Remove Oxygen mask from Its Mouth & kill the Ant.
Humse panga%-)%-)
8 marks k liye hm khudko maar de, cheeti kya cheez
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Ladki Ko Dekh Achanak Gir Gya
Ladki-Oh My God! Lagi To Nhi
Boy-Are Nhi Re Pagli, HmTo Aise Hi Bike Se Utarte Hai
bachhe allow nhi the,
Bachhe ko basket me le gye
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Guard:-isme kya h?
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Cpl:-Lunch h.
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Guard:-dhyan se le jao,
DAAL gir rhi hai..
2 machhar bike pr ghum rahe the .tabhi hathi ne lift mangi itne mein ek machhar khada hoke bola ,dekhle fir teri maa kahegi ki awara ladko k sath ghoom raha h.
Teacher- hoshiyar bachcha hai
Maa- bhagwaan ki kripa hai
Papa- beta kiska hai
DOST- chal daaru peete hain.
Result agar bura ho toh:
Teacher- padhai mein dhyaan hi nai tha
Maa- aag lage iss mobile ko.
Papa- laad pyar ne bigaad diya. DOST- Chal daaru peete hain.
MORAL OF THE STORY: Duniya badal jaati hai par DOST nahi badalte.
Wah Wah
Dard-e-Dil Ki Koi Dawa Nahi Hai
ACP Says- Daya, Jaldi Niche Utar
Cycle Me Hawa Nahi Hai
Driver:
kate jano h?
Aurat:
jano to kate hi koni,
bacho royi rio h,zara bus ko poo-poo bajai de
Son: I've failed in 5 subjects.
Dad: From now onwards dont call me Dad.
Son: Oh come on dad! Its my school test not a DNA test.
Mkanmalik: 500 rs.kiraya hoga kiraydar: thek h.pr apk mkan me to chuhe nach rhe h . Malik:to sale 500 me kya sheela nachegi.gd even
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