jokes on sardar and santa banta

1. Sardar Ne Doston ke sath Party Ka Program Banaya,

Aur Apne hi Ghar Se Raat Ko Bakra Chori Kia, Aur Khoob Dawat Ki. Subah Jab Ghar Pahucha To waha bakra tha, Usne Bivi Se Poocha Bakra Kahan Se Aya?

Bivi: Bakre Ko maro Goli. Ye Batao Raat Ko Tum Choron Ki Tarha KUTTE Ko Kahan Le Kar Gaye The??

Santa= sir humne ek aisi cheez banayi h jisse hm diwar k us paar ka b dekh sakte h.

Sir= wow, fantastic,kya h wo

Santa= Suraakh.! 

Santa: Ise mahine maine bahut Shopping ki,

Car,Laptop,Iphone,

Banta : yaar Tumhare papa ka Bussiness kya h ??

Santa : Wo pyaaz bhechte hai..!

Election me santa ka chinh tha chaarpai.Wo ghar-ghar ja kar vote mangta tha Lekin 1 din wo bahut pitaa !!Usne 1 lady se kaha"Bhabhi ji charpaai pe hi dena.

Sardar ka ladka- papa ye car k peeche 'L' kyu likha hota hai.

Sardar- iska matlab driver ko driving k baare me 'Lund' b nai pata.

Santa-Angrejo ne CHAAND ke upar PANI aur BARAF ki khoj kar li H

Bnta-yani humney ab sirf

DAARU aur namkeen leke jana H