double meaning jokes

Ladki jungle se guzar rahi thi,

Achanak saamne se cheeta aa gaya.

Cheeta:- open your t-shirt.

Ladki:- why?

Cheeta:- TV nahi dekhti kya?

''Cheeta bhi peeta hai!

Preganant aurat ko dekh kar 1 ladki boli lagta hai

Makaan ban gaya hai

Kirayedar b aa gaya hai

Preganant lady jal ke boli

Mazdur khali hai tere ghar bhej du..

Aaj Ki College Girls Bahut Romantic H

Photocopy Ki Dukan Pe Ja K Bolti H-

Bhaiya Jaldi Aage Piche Se DO-DO Baar Kar Do, Period Shuru Na Ho Jaye

Andha Sasur-

Bahu-o-Bahu,Ye Lo Laddu,

Bahu Naha Rhi Thi,Socha Sasur to Andha Hai,Bina Kapde k Bahar Aakar Boli-Ye Kis Khushi Me,

Sasur-Meri Aankhe Theek Ho Gyi.

Ek ladka apni gf k liye chudiyan le k jata hai.

Gf: khud hi pahna do.

Boy: mujhe kya pata tha ki itna accha responce milega. Warna m kapde le k aata.

Ek pyaj ki shaadi Pattagobhi ke saath huyi,

agle subhah dosto ne puchha-"Suhaag raat kaisi rahi."

Pyaj bola-"Are ek-dusre ko kholte-kholte hi subah ho gayi.

BETA:bapu meri teacher ekdum maal hai na

BAP:Beta techr MAA k jaisi hoti hai

BETA:Aap to hamesha apne hi jugaad me rehte ho !!!!

Boy & Grl kiss kr rhe the

Tabhi papa ki Call Aayi-Kahan Ho?

Grl-Ji Practical Kar Rhi Hu

Papa-Itna Bhi Na kariyo K exam Se PahLe result hi aa Jaye..;-)

Chora 1 chori n dekh k bola- or gndase k haal s.

Chori b ghni ksuti thi boli- dhedh ke beez, is gndase m tera jija roz nyar kaate se,